fuckyeahvoldemort:everydayimhustlin:

Dumbledore:Okay, yeah. I’ve got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced him that it would be fun to mess up Lord Voldemort’s life. So I had him pretend to be friends with Voldemort, and then he would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Voldemort said. And we gave him these candy bar things that would make him gain weight, and then we turned his best friends against him. And then… Oh yeah, Snape - you know my friend Snape? He made out with his boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with him. Oh, God, and we gave him foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Voldemort. Really, I don’t know why I did this. I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big *gay* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!